Un veritabil razboi s-a pornit, ca din senin, joi, intre conturile oficiale de Twitter ale Suediei si Danemarcei, prilej cu care am aflat la ce apeleaza utilizatorii de Twitter din cele doua tari pentru a rade pe seama rivalilor nordici.
Totul a fost permis, pornind de la glume pe seama faunei, via jucarii LEGO si ajungand pana la presupusa dominatie daneza pe piata mondiala a bancilor de sperma, conform unui material publicat de vox.com.
Inca de joi dimineata, contul de Twitter al Danemarcei, administrat de Ministerul de Externe al acestei tari, a retransmis un tweet deloc provocator de pe contul Suediei, in care se sustinea ca danezii si suedezii au foarte mult lucruri in comun - cu referire, de aceasta data, la aversiunea lor comuna pentru... mochete.
Parea un subiect nevinovat, insa situatia a degenerat rapid dupa ce Suedia a raspuns luand in gluma marimea Danemarcei. Si astfel a fost trasa prima salva de tun in Marele Razboi Nordic de pe Twitter din 2016.
Hey @denmarkdotdk do you smell fresh air? 53.1% of Sweden is covered in forests. pic.twitter.com/liY0aPy0WR
- Sweden.se (@swedense) 7 iulie 2016
Dear @denmarkdotdk when it comes to aid: pic.twitter.com/eM82TBkSvM
- Sweden.se (@swedense) 7 iulie 2016
.@denmarkdotdk we don't see your country as a character in the Muppet Show. Why is that? pic.twitter.com/mlFhSw7As8
- Sweden.se (@swedense) 7 iulie 2016
Dear @denmarkdotdk LEGO? Really?! It's because we have #FREEDOM pic.twitter.com/EHPfQjRHFG
- Sweden.se (@swedense) 7 iulie 2016
Dear @denmarkdotdk of course, we know beauty we when see it. Except admit that we choose way nicer colors. pic.twitter.com/OterkG7F1v
- Sweden.se (@swedense) 7 iulie 2016
Dear @denmarkdotdk keep your beaches while we go to one of our 267,570 islands. Welcome anytime! pic.twitter.com/mLZiMEgEvy
- Sweden.se (@swedense) 7 iulie 2016
Dear @denmarkdotdk how "high" is your highest peak? So cute you don't even have enough for a top 10 list. pic.twitter.com/uhGfzKQe8h
- Sweden.se (@swedense) 7 iulie 2016
.@denmarkdotdk or what did you say exactly? pic.twitter.com/BrRRsLKYVw
- Sweden.se (@swedense) 7 iulie 2016
Sweden announces Greater Sweden Initiative that includes all of @denmarkdotdk as a response to Greater Copenhagen. pic.twitter.com/1BVCwbvz3k
- Sweden.se (@swedense) 7 iulie 2016
Continuarea tine deja de istorie: Danemarca a raspuns la comentariul cu privire la dimensiunile sale reduse invocand faptul ca suedezii sunt obligati sa respecte mult prea multe legi si reguli. Apoi lucrurile au scapat rapid de sub control.
Dintre comentariile care au circulat intre conturile de Twitter ale celor doua tari le mentionam pe cele cu privire la un elan care a inotat din Suedia in Danemarca si in cele din urma a murit pe tarmul danez, cele despre un politist suedez care a crezut ca un compatriot de-al sau in stare de ebrietate ar fi vorbit daneza, despre un tata suedez care si-a botezat copilul Lego (dupa numele celebrelor jucarii daneze) si, poate cele mai bizare comentarii dintre toate, cele cu privire la un material publicat de Vice conform caruia Danemarca domina piata globala a donatorilor de sperma.
.@swedense well of course, we're almost completely surrounded by the sea.. which is why the little mermaid is Danish pic.twitter.com/3iIKbdbw2e
- Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) 7 iulie 2016
It's all fun and games until children in @swedense are named Lego https://t.co/XgCyFo2P7Y pic.twitter.com/uBYOKYXM8G
- Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) 7 iulie 2016
Dear @swedense, while you're sitting on a hill top, we'll just go to one of our many beaches pic.twitter.com/mOdgEu3D4P
- Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) 7 iulie 2016
.@swedense while you were breeding moose, we were busy propagating the world https://t.co/fiRbe0ljrT
- Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) 7 iulie 2016
But my dear @swedense, tomorrow we all know that you're back in Denmark to buy more alcohol
- Denmark.dk (@denmarkdotdk) 7 iulie 2016
Spre deosebire de perioadele din trecut, cand feudele dintre vikingi erau rezolvate cu sabia si cu toporul, de aceasta data cele doua natiuni nordice s-au mentinut in limitele spatiului virtual.